Where is Tom

  • Tom was in trouble.

    He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    angry. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
    a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less
    than 6 seconds, 'AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

    The next morning Tom got up early and left for work.
    When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
    sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
    of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
    and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back
    in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
    bathroom scale.

    Tom has been missing since Friday.
    Please pray for him
  • I love it! I thought you were announcing a skipped period!
  • LMAO so was I!!
  • Ha! That was not my Tom, but I wouldn't put it past him!!!

    Kara
  • Lofl