Naked On The Freeway!
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a
religious nature had held
back the worldly pleasure that he wanted her so bad.
In fact, he had
never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked
about his slow
driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore, " she told him. "Let's play
a game. For
every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you
drive, I'll remove one
piece of clothing."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her
blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling
faster than he
ever had before, he became very excited and lost
control of the car. He
veered off the road over an embankment and wrapped
the car around a
tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear but he was
trapped. She tried to pull
him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help, " he said.
"I don't have anything to cover myself with! " she
replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his
shoes. "You'll
have to put this between your legs to cover it up,"
he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for
help. Along came a
truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the
road, he pulled over
to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend! " she sobs, "He's stuck
and I can't pull
him out!
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her
legs replies,
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!
