Subject : Halloween Joke Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,the lastofwhich had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decidedthe latestepisode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled hisbed with diarrheaandwas embarrassed beyond his ability to remainrational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up thebedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.Hestartedyelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to getthe unknownthings off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangledpile at hisfeet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,ahospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter),andwho hadwatchedthe whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heckis going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the ****out of a ghost."