Ruth Is AWOL

  • If you were wondering what's happened to Ruth ... she checked in with the mods this morning to let us know that she's run away to the beach. Just had it up to here with the cold and snow! So right now she's parked on her lounge chair in her itsy-bitsy teensie-weensie yellow polka dot bikini, sipping a pink drink with an umbrella in it (SBD friendly, of course!) But that darn Raoul got massage oil in her laptop and fried her modem, so she isn't going to be able to post until she can get it fixed.

    Ruth assures us that she'll be back home and on-line in a few days, right after the wet Tshirt contest.
  • Thanks, Meg, for filling us in, otherwise we'd all be organizing a convoy to drive up there to find her! Tell her to quit oogling the guys in Speedos and get back here as soon as she can, and tell her to keep the tee-shirt on!
  • Meg- Thanks for letting us know!!
  • I have told Ruth time and time again...Raoul needs to be let go, not matter how good his massages are!

    Thanks for the update, Meg
  • She's run away from the Beach...to the beach? At least she's consistent! Come back, Ruth, we need you!
  • Well, there's a good reason for keeping Raoul on....he provides services that our cabana boys just can't. Ruth must have needed some private time...and some sun!

    We'll miss you, Ruthie...but are expecting you to bring back the wet t-shirt contest trophy and a great tan!