letter to Grandma.... SNORK
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
>grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his
>Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he
>cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the
>He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but
>then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes
>she won't notice.
>A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
>It says: Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style. .. it
>makes your nose look short. Love, Grandma
"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."