IS THIS FUNNY OR KNOT?
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." The string tries to order a drink, but the bartender pulls a pair of scissors.
The string leaves, and tries several other bars. Each time, he gets the same response. The piece of string is so frustrated, his ends are fraying.
Finally, he decides to try one last bar. When he walks in, the bartender asks him, "Are you a piece of string?"
The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."