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Old 02-01-2007, 11:40 AM   #1
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Newfie on a crash diet .........

A newfie went to the doctor wanting to know how to lose weight. The doctor ordered the following,

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Newfie nodded ..."I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz,
I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat tird day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from the friggin skippin'!"


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Old 02-01-2007, 12:09 PM   #2
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Um.......Shouldn't this post be in Does It work? Too funny!
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:28 PM   #3
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hahahhahhahahahah! love it...I love a good laugh to get my day really rolling...hahhahahha thanks
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:37 PM   #4
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