I hope this does not offend anyone but it was two cute to pass up.
Subject: Two old ladies
It was a small town and the policeman was making
his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon
two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting
there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a second hand car
here we'd get screw.... ..so we're just waiting.