Last Thursday was my annual day at the beach with some girlfriends so my DH went out on his own for lunch at our favorite sushi bar and the waitress asked "where's your son and daughter today?". She was a bit flustered when he told her "you must mean my wife". Needless to say, that didn't make
him feel too good (he's 62 and I'm 57) but I sure felt great when he told me!!
