Your mother is no longer a
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a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h
, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.
I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!
Your wish is granted....you are not so hungry today because your in-laws will be staying over and eaten you out of house and home. You'll be so busy cooking for them....you won't have time to worry about hunger!
I wish...I could train my dog to stop barking so much!!