The "They exist?!" reaction was pretty much mine, too. For almost the whole first year and a half we were dating I kept waiting for him to stop being so nice, stop being so honest, stop treating me so well... then that hooker went and proposed and I couldn't say no.
(My favorite of our wedding pictures is on my profile)
And now, me, dirty minded, absolutely no censor button in my brain at all, twisted sense of humor ME is about to become a PASTOR'S WIFE. It boggles the mind. I've turned into a church lady.