An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum the chocolate off the M&M's."


That would be so GROSS!

Ewwwwwww!!!!! LMAO

When my sister was in college, she and her roommates had a bowl of lemon drops on the coffee table. My sister's cat loved the lemon drops, and would pull them out of the candy dish and lick the sugar off them, and then bat them around. About half the time, she would put them back in the candy dish.

One time a new houseguest helped himself to a lot of the candies in the dish before they told him that they were the cat's.

So always ask before eating unwrapped candy.

Trixiepup, that is so funny! Gross, but funny.

M&M's w/pnuts is my absolute favorite thing in this world !!

Thats gross !! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love it!