Great thread!
Now, hang onto your hats, because I have a BR story for you.
Back in the 90's my hub was making a regular trucking run, hauling railroad cars by semi, from a train wreck site to a car repair shop. I was driving escort pick up. We were running from Walsenburg, CO. to Amarrillo, TX, then through Dumas, TX, down Raton, NM pass and back into Walsenburg.
It is God's forever from Dumas to Raton. On one trip we finally got to Raton and had to stop at the weigh station and I had to pee like no other. I bailed out of my S10 escort truck and ran into the weigh station and INTO the WOMEN'S restroom.
The shortest stall ever. After I got myself plunked on the john, my knees were hitting the door. But, it was clean and had plenty of TP, so I'm happy.
This was also a 2 stall john. The next thing I know, the weigh station officer is banging on the outer door and then comes in and says, "THIS IS THE LADIES RESTROOM".
Well, duh! I cracked open the stall door, stuck my head out and said, "THE LAST TIME I LOOKED I WAS A LADY!"
Slammed the stall door shut and happily finished my business.
Embarrassed the poor man to death. He apologized all over himself, and let the guys out of a ticket. It seems, that it was a time when women truck drivers were becoming more common and he was having issues with men thinking the womens was just as good as the mens.
He was so worried I would sue over his barging in, I know it was not funny to him, but it still cracks me up. THE DAY I ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT OF THE LADIES RESTROOM!