Granted...but now you have OCD and it's never clean enough!


I wish I could walk in heels

Granted, but you wear them backwards and look rediculous

I wish my computer would stop asking me to reboot every 15 min

Granted, but now it just crashes every five minutes instead.

I wish the crazy people would stop coming in here today.

Granted...but I will return tomorrow!!

I wish my wife would make me breakfast....

ha ha

Granted, but it's liver, onions and tuna paté.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, Its a brand new matchbox car.

I wish The rest of the week was as cool as it is today!

Granted, but next week will be 10 times hotter.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but now your foot aches instead!

I wish I could find a nice house at a reasonable price!

Granted but it is nextdoor to an airport.

I wish I was more organized.

Granted but you have been banished to a 4' X 4' room to organize all your belongings...

I wish hot dogs weren't so bad for me...

Granted but now they taste like cardboard.

I wish I had made better eating choices today.

Granted, but now the choices you made the day before yesterday became much worse.

I wish I could see the stars from my room.

Granted- but that hole in your roof isn't going to be any fun when it rains.

I wish my hands and feet weren't constantly the temperature of the surface of the sun. (thank you pregnancy)

Granted-but they're ice cold and you can't move them.

I wish I could find a job that I loved and paid more than I make now.

Granted but it's far away from family.

I wish gas prices would come down