Cathy, we are so shocked! Nobody can top that ... although I do have a picture of me in a metal bra dressed as the Queen of the Amazons.

Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me! I'm going down to the garden to eat worms.

Rare or well done ?

The smooth ones are fine rare but the fuzzy ones need to be singed and then well done. Thanks so much for caring!

. . .
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
. . .

Up to mighty London came
An Irish lad one day
......

I once met a girl from Nantucket...

excuse me for a sec....

"What Babe?"...

Angie says I can't share the only poem I know with you folks....

sorry....

. . .
All the streets were paved with gold,
So everyone was gay!
. . .

A guy & his wife were at home watching TV, and he had the remote...............

He was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel...............

She became more and more annoyed and finally said:.............

"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!... You already know how to fish"!!!

When Brigham Young and his party first got to Utah, Brigham sent out some scouts ahead of the party to report what they found.

After a week the scouts returned and reported that there was a really nice valley a ways ahead with a big ol lake but there was nothing to do there but fish and fornicate.

Brigham thought for a couple of seconds then turned to the scouts and said, "Well hurry on ahead then and salt the lake!!!!"

......
Singing songs of Piccadilly
Strand, and Leicester Square
.....

I was told it went...

"I don't care how you bring 'em...just Bringham Young!"

Groan! I'm sorry I read this so early in the morning.

Um.....Ya.....Ruthie....You started it.

So, anyhoo.....

Ya know how you can tell it's a Mormon Wedding you are attending???

*Highlight below*
The Bride isn't pregnant but 4 of her sisters, 2 of her mothers and 1 of her grandmothers are!

Another groaner!