Me too, me too! I want to play too!
I want a unicorn with purple eyes and long dark lashes. With a white spiral tail and bright neon yellow wings
(would not want to cause an air traffic jam). I want it to fly
me to work everyday and sit with me in my cubicle.
When the ghastly cruel ogre
that sits next to me comes to unleash her horror on me, the unicorn would look at her with that 'oh no you don't' expression
and instantly turn her into a squirrel.
I would throw a nut - at the nut- and she would happily scamper after it. And all the office would cheer, and naked babies with harps would come down and play music while we all danced.
We would live happily ever after.
And if I can't have that... I'd like my car heater to work tomorrow (supposed to snow).