Good Morning!
The rest of the week is supposed to be hot....upper 80's & 90's. I've really enjoyed the cooler weather and some rain for a change. I'm going to miss summer but looking forward to cooler weather as this has been an unusually hot summer.
A friend sent this to me. Hope it will give you a chuckle as it did me.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms go to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband!
Marylynn: WhooHoo! 2 pounds is great! Congrats!
Ellen: We are so glad to have you here and looking forward to getting to know you better. We are a close knit family and care about each other. It makes a tremedous difference in your weight loss and motivation when you know you have people that want you to succeed.
Karen: I'm hoping your house sells soon. Hopefully these people will buy it. It seems like they are interested if they looked at it for an hour.
Lori: I exercise with Leslie Sansone sometimes too. I love the music and her upbeat attitude. I have the 1 mile, 2 mile, and 3 mile DVD. If you get too tired you don't have to do the arm exercises. Just move your feet until you get your breath back and then add your arms again and please wear tennis shoes to make it a little easier for you. I know you can do it!
Lynn: Below 160.....I knew you could do it!
Ann: I'm so sorry about your husband. My prayers to you and your husband for a peace that passes all understanding.
Hello to all that I didn't mention.