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Old 07-09-2003, 09:29 PM   #1
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Talking A little funny

A little humor from Sherrie aka Slimy Gigglesniffer.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = snotty
r = loopy
s = slimy
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa zsa

Next, use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Finally, use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = buns
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w= flubber
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure.
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:09 PM   #2
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Talking lmao Sherrie - After the life I've had !!!!!!!!!!!

With a life fullllll of stress I appreciate being .......

Poopsie Lizard Pants !!!

Well, I'm feeling pretty Poopsie today!

Thanks Sherry !

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Old 07-09-2003, 10:18 PM   #3
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I'm Zippy Giggle Fanny.
Thanks for making me smile tonight, I needed that.
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:22 PM   #4
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I'm Stinky Liver Tush--eeeugh and I hate liver too!
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Old 07-10-2003, 12:30 AM   #5
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poopsie hamsterhead!!!!! not a pretty sight, i'm sure
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Old 07-10-2003, 06:43 AM   #6
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Loopy Pizza Chunks? Hmmmmmm - please hold the visuals!

Good one, Sherrie!
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Old 07-10-2003, 09:40 AM   #7
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Zippy Pizza Pants...

I like that...
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Poopsie Toilet-tush....at least it makes some sense???

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Old 07-10-2003, 01:40 PM   #9
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oh .. yum...

Pinky Barf Brains

*gack*
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Great Im now known as Cheeseball toilet-tush lol
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Ew. Mine is gross!

Crusty Hamster Fanny.
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Allow me to proudly introduce you to my daughter, Falafel Waffle-Tush, and my her dad, Buttercup-Cheeseball Waffle-Tush!

I'm loving this game!
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Couldn't resist a post on this one ... I am Buttercut Liver Buns
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Lumpy Lizzardsniffer here and accounted for!
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Loopy Wafflefanny checking in here!!!!
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