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Old 03-11-2003, 04:29 PM   #1  
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Saw this and thought of you ladies:

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.
2.. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
4.. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5.. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6.. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
7.. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case of RECTAL-
CRANIAL INVERSION.
8.. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9.. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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Old 03-11-2003, 05:19 PM   #2  
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I like #7 the best!
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:15 PM   #3  
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SWINE EMPATHY!!!!!!!

ROFL

thanks Spot!
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Old 03-11-2003, 10:09 PM   #4  
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Almost wet I was laughing so hard!!! I love them!!

RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION!!! TOO GOOD!
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Old 03-12-2003, 07:05 AM   #5  
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Thanks Spot! love em, I will be sharing these with the girls at work.
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Old 03-12-2003, 08:32 AM   #6  
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If I had any girls at work I'd share them too, but it's just me and 10 men. I don't think any of them would think them nearly as funny as I did
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I'm with Peach--swine empathy!!
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Old 03-12-2003, 10:27 AM   #8  
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I told one of the guys in the office that they had swine empathy today. All the women laughed because they all had seen the e-mail I sent.
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