I needed a good laugh! Most of these comments gave me distinct memories of fighting with something in a dressing room, or at home if I was ignorant enough to buy something without trying it on first.
I have never had any luck with finding clothes that I liked and fit, not now and not when I was a size 4. My proportions are smaller in the waist and bubble butt! All pants have always gapped on me at the waist if I find them to fit my hips, and if they fit my waist... my thighs are squeezed in like sausage. And this has always been the issue regardless of size. I tried the "get them to fit your widest part of your leg and have them altered". Yeah, that didn't really work out either. I think the only difference between being thinner then was that I felt "cute" so it didn't matter if my pants always gapped. Now it makes me feel awkward.
Who commented on the bras? Ah! If there is something that I hate more than anything in the whole world, it is an adorable "plus size" bra that feels like a mid-evil torture device. Oh look at this adorable pink and black bra with ribbons, AND FIGERGLASS.
I am a black, cotton, long sleeved t-shirt girl. I have twenty of them. Seriously. I think my husband is going to nominate me for the "What Not to Wear Show" if I don't figure something out this year.