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Old 05-27-2006, 01:12 AM   #1  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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Its very difficult these days to find a joke that neither contains
swearing or sexist in approach, but here's one!

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that tree is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

*Wipe that smile off your face*
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Old 05-27-2006, 02:47 AM   #2  
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:19 AM   #3  
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What a hoot!
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:12 PM   #4  
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:58 PM   #5  
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Too cute!

Where do you ladies find these?!
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