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Old 05-01-2006, 01:36 PM   #1  
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
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basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
skinny!
Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on prozac.

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That is just too cute!
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Very funny!!!
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Lol, I hate it when they ask how much you weigh, and then weigh you.
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Lol, I hate it when they ask how much you weigh, and then weigh you.
I so agree with you, wheres the trust & faith..
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I so agree with you, wheres the trust & faith..
They know us too well.
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Cute!
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LOL. 5'5" isn't short though, its taller than average.
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