A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw
a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The
parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was furious!
She stormed past the store to her work place. On the
way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store
and said that she would sue the store and get rid of the
bird. The store manager apologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it
When the lady walked past the store that day after
work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."