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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

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Old 07-07-2001, 03:19 AM   #1
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Red face Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline


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Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn`t matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
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