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Maybe Women Were Created First

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Old 06-28-2001, 07:35 PM   #1
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Default Maybe Women Were Created First

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.

How's things, Eve? "

"It is all so beautiful, God. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point, it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"

So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation? "

"Just fantastic, but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone. "

God thought for a moment.

"You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see . . . where did I put that useless boob? "
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