A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his face and neck.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and neck."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very
nice, but listen very, very closely -
"ARE ---- MY---TEST---RESULTS---BACK"