Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Meow occasionally.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You`re one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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