Ok ladies, this is giving it my best shot. If you don't like this one, I give up!!!
For all of us who are a little apprehensive about OB-GYN appointments.
In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money ($100-500)for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the
winner $300.
She said: I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office.
I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just
packed the kids off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to his
office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to
spare. As most women do,I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only
a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure as I'm sure
you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of
the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million
miles away from here.
I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a little
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond. The
appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day went normal-some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal,
etc. At 6:30 that evening, my 4-year-old daughter was getting ready to
go to a school recital when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom
where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the
cabinet. She called back "No! I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it".
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