3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community  

Go Back   3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community > Support Forum > General chatter > Lighten Up!

Lighten Up! Feeling a little stressed out over your diet? This forum is for you! Laugh a little, relax, and take a load off!

Southern Hospitality

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old 05-06-2001, 06:47 PM   #1
Michigan Old-Timer
 
thinthinker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Michigan, USA
Posts: 3,324

Default

Southern Hospitality!

A big-city, Indianapolis lawyer went duck hunting in rural Kentucky. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Indiana and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Kentucky. We settle small disagreements like this with the Kentucky Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Kentucky Three-Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face.

The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."



(I love this............)




The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
__________________
Thinthinker in Michigan
thinthinker is offline  
Closed Thread
Posts by members, moderators and admins are not considered medical advice
and no guarantee is made against accuracy.


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
~golden Girls~ October Bobbolink Age 50+ 314 11-01-2007 08:54 AM
Hey y'all Southern Gals! kellbee Support Groups 113 05-09-2005 10:16 AM
Halloween Challenge, Part Two **Jennifer** Chicks up for a Challenge 253 11-01-2004 10:44 AM
Teachers Successfully Losing Weight!!! Summerlover Support Groups 359 08-23-2004 10:45 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:51 AM.






Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.2