A little off color...

  • What Does A Kiss Taste Like?

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

    She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

    "No, I don't," said the little boy.

    "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Tail!"