Human billboards
 

Hi all - I love mail order catalogs and get lots of them in the mail. I was just looking through one of them and some of the T-shirts got me giggling. I probably wouldn't have the nerve to wear any of them, but I thought they were humerous. Here are a few:

"They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh look! A chicken!"
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
"Children are our future. Start guilting them now."
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all!"
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, what the &^&@%#&*% happened?"
"Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints"
"My therapist thinks I'm a hoot!"
"Even if the voices aren't real - they have some pretty good ideas"

and a favorite from my personal collection

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway!"

Those are terrific -- I think I'll steal some!