Genders

  • You may not know that many nonliving things have a
    gender....

    For example...

    1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
    everything in, but you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned
    off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
    effective reproductive device if the right buttons
    are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
    are pushed.

    3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
    over-inflated.

    4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
    anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
    course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable
    and retain water.

    6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
    on.

    7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines
    to pick people up.

    8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom.

    9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over
    the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! Ha!! You
    thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a
    man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
    doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
    keeps trying.


    Courtesy of the Divine Ms Junebug.
  • lol SO true!
  • very funny - enjoyed it