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10 Funny Store Signs

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Old 08-13-2004, 05:25 PM   #1
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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.




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Old 07-26-2005, 08:16 AM   #2
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heeeeeheeee! those are good.
i saw this one at a strip mall in la mirada, ca:
on a window at a beauty salon: "haircut: $10"
on the barber's window next door: "we fix $10 cuts."
this was across the street from a place advertising "free jobs!!"
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