While on patrol, a California State Police Officer spotted a car with two penguins in the back. He pulled the car over and told the driver that he'd have to take the penguins to the local zoo.
A couple weeks later the officer passed the same car and again saw the penguins in the back seat. He pulled the car over and was shocked to discover that the penguins were wearing bathing suits and sunglasses.
He demanded to know why the penguins had not been taken to the zoo.
The driver replied, "I did take them to the zoo. Today we're going to the beach."
230.5/161/... then came baby!
Second time around... 231.5/211.6/150
Then came baby #2!
Findley Due 11/14 - I'm hanging out in anticipating a shrinking butt...