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Old 03-23-2004, 10:14 AM   #1
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> A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls
home and a strange woman answers.
> >Wife: Who is this?
> >Maid: This is the maid.
> >Wife: We don't have a maid.
> >Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
> >Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
> >Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was
his wife.
> >The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to
make $50,000?
> >MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
> >WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the
woman he's with.
> >The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.
> >MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
> >WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
> >MAID: There's no pool here.
> >A long pause.
> >WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
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