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For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

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Old 01-07-2004, 11:16 PM   #1
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1. A day without sunshine is like, night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
7. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
8. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
9. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
10. Remember: half the people you know are below average.
11. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
12. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
13. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
14. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasim.
15. Eagles may soar, but dogs don't get sucked into the engines.
16. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
17. I intend to live forever-so far so good.
18. Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back.
19. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
20. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
21. Support bacteria-it's the only culture some people have.
22. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
23. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
24. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
25. Experience is somethig you don't get until after you need it.
26. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
27. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
28. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
29. Realize that nomatter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest.
30. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
31. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day.
32. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
33. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
34. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
35. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.
36. To steal ideas from one person is plagarism; to steal from many is research.
37. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
38. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
39. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
40. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
41. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
42. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
43. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
44. Get a new car for yor spouse-it'll be a great trade!
45. Plan to be spontaneous--tomorrow.
46. Always try to be modest, and proud if it!
47. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
48. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
49. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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Old 02-18-2004, 04:55 AM   #2
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that was good...shared it with some people I chat with and they loved it...I do take life too seriously...got a good laugh out of these..ty

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Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

I think that is in my job description GOOD ONES!

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