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WOMEN'S ADVICE-What Men Ought To Know

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Old 11-10-2003, 02:57 PM   #1
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Talking WOMEN'S ADVICE-What Men Ought To Know

Women's Advice

(What Men Ought To Know...)

The reason why our bras don't always match our under wear is
because WE actually change our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in
combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the
toilet bowl.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than
once a day.

No, we're not impressed with your car...it takes no special skills
to make car payments each month.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime...Thank-you.

We don't care if you hold the remote...unlike you however, we don't
enjoy watching 117 different programs in 5 minutes.

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: We don't care.

When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life ...
you'll never see the 'island' coming.

We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your
appearance ... in fact, PLEASE DO!

If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a
positive versus a negative grunt.

Don't insist that we "get off the damn phone" and then not talk to
us...WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!

Your balding is a good thing ... it subsidizes our hair care
expenses.

Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides,
most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway.

We go to the ladies room in groups to talk about you.
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Old 03-14-2004, 01:31 AM   #2
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Old 03-17-2004, 07:41 AM   #3
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lmao. too cute. love the armed combat/pissing on toilet seats one..
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