The Television is my Boyfriend
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the televison was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door.
The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy son?"
My little boy looked up at him and said "No sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend."