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A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions

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Old 04-27-2003, 12:30 PM   #1
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Talking A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing "ring" square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker?"

Why is the "third" hand on the watch called a "second" hand?

Why is the time pf day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that the little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go "skinny"-dipping?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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