do you have a hammer?

  • Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One
    afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.
    Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came
    out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone in
    and asked Mr. Tuttle, “Do you have a hammer?”

    A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and
    returned with a hammer. The doctor thanked
    him and went back into the bedroom. A moment
    later, he came out and asked, “Do you have a
    chisel?” Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

    In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for
    and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and
    a hacksaw. The last request got to Mr. Tuttle. He
    asked, “What are you doing to my wife?”

    “Not a thing,” replied old doc Carver. “I can’t get
    my instrument bag open.”
  • Ok, this joke is so corny that it made me laugh like a loon!