2 ladies taking their dogs for a walk one evening. They pass a new nightclub which has just opened
Lady 1 : ooh, let's pop in for a bit
Lady 2 : how can we, we've got our dogs?
L1: no problem, watch me then do the same
Lady 1 walks up to club, but stopped by bouncer: sorry but no dogs allowed. So she replies, "but it's a guide dog"
Bouncer "what, a Doberman?"
L1 : "yes, it's a new thing, they're brilliant guide dogs"
Bouncer "ok then, in you go"
Lady 2 watches with intrest and trepidation but goes up to bouncer
Same response from bouncer re no dogs
L2 : but it's a guide dog
Bouncer : a chihuahua???!
L2 : what???? They gave me a f***ing chihuahua??"