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Feeling a little stressed out over your diet? This forum is for you! Laugh a little, relax, and take a load off!
01-20-2003, 11:44 AM
Join Date: Aug 1999
Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms. Just buy
an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas
inside it before you put it on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them
to swim in an amusing manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
Started WW again on 1/7/07
A "Cheer" for each 5lb. I've lost!
02-22-2003, 12:09 AM
Future marathon runner
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Alberta, Canada
S/C/G: 310/185/Where my body takes me
LMAO! #5 and #6 are my favorites
02-23-2003, 07:32 PM
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: NW Florida
LOL oh gosh those are very funny
04-20-2003, 02:58 AM
Hollie in MT
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cowgirl Country
200/188/145 *** 18/16/8
I've decided to 'write before I bite.' Any helpful hints?
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