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Old 01-20-2003, 11:44 AM   #1
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Default Helpful Hints

Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is instantly removed.

Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away

Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms. Just buy
an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas
inside it before you put it on.

Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them
to swim in an amusing manner.

Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.

Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to

Started WW again on 1/7/07

A "Cheer" for each 5lb. I've lost!
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Old 02-22-2003, 12:09 AM   #2
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LMAO! #5 and #6 are my favorites
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Old 02-23-2003, 07:32 PM   #3
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LOL oh gosh those are very funny
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:58 AM   #4
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