3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community  

Go Back   3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community > Support Forum > General chatter > Lighten Up!

Lighten Up! Feeling a little stressed out over your diet? This forum is for you! Laugh a little, relax, and take a load off!

Helpful Hints

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-20-2003, 12:44 PM   #1
MODERATOR
 
Sherry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Nashville,TN
Posts: 2,600

Default Helpful Hints

Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is instantly removed.

Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away

Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms. Just buy
an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas
inside it before you put it on.

Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them
to swim in an amusing manner.

Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.

Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep.



__________________
Started WW again on 1/7/07



A "Cheer" for each 5lb. I've lost!
Sherry is offline  
Old 02-22-2003, 01:09 AM   #2
Future marathon runner
 
Raelynn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 817

S/C/G: 310/190/175

Height: 5'8"

Default

LMAO! #5 and #6 are my favorites
Raelynn is offline  
Old 02-23-2003, 08:32 PM   #3
Member
 
hrhhyacinth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: NW Florida
Posts: 30

Default

LOL oh gosh those are very funny
hrhhyacinth is offline  
Old 04-20-2003, 03:58 AM   #4
Junior Member
 
Hollie in MT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cowgirl Country
Posts: 23

Default

__________________

200/188/145 *** 18/16/8
Hollie in MT is offline  
Closed Thread
Posts by members, moderators and admins are not considered medical advice
and no guarantee is made against accuracy.


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I've decided to 'write before I bite.' Any helpful hints? lifesalaugh 40-Somethings 12 05-18-2008 07:46 PM
Some Helpful Hints . . . meowee Age 50+ 18 11-27-2007 11:54 AM
Helpful Hints to Stay on Track friendsforfitness 100 lb. Club 27 11-07-2003 01:32 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:27 PM.






Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.2