A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
__________________ As long as I live I will TESTIFY HIS LOVE!
"This is where it starts, ya'll!" Vinny, from the Biggest Loser!
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes!
When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
From my 30 year old, football coach son, "MOM, I always knew you were freakishly stong!"
janelle
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