These crack me up every time! Misunderstood song lyrics! C'mon 'fess up!
For the longest time I thought that Linda Ronstadt was suddenly talking about Australian Aborigines in her song "Poor Poor Pitiful Me". It didn't sound right--why change the subject from a jilted woman to an Aborigine.
It was only later that I found out she was singing "Lord have mercy on me".
Anyway, here's a website with a ton of them: kissthisguy.com