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Old 03-27-2011, 12:50 PM   #1
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"Thought you needed help with texting your friends ... after all, the kids have all their little codes ... like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors:

"ATD — At the Doctor's

"BFF — Best Friend's Funeral

"BTW — Bring the Wheelchair

"BYOT — Bring Your Own Teeth

"CBM — Covered by Medicare

"CUATSC — See You at the Senior Center

"DWI — Driving While Incontinent

"FWBB — Friend with Beta Blockers

"FWIW — Forgot Where I Was

"FYI — Found Your Insulin

"GGPBL — Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

"GHA — Got Heartburn Again

"HGBM — Had Good Bowel Movement

"IMHO — Is My Hearing-Aid On?

"LMDO — Laughing My Dentures Out

"LOL — Living on Lipitor

"LWO — Lawrence Welk's On

"OMMR — On My Massage Recliner

"OMSG — Oh My! Sorry, Gas

"ROFL ... CGU — Rolling on the Floor Laughing ... Can't Get Up!

"TTYL — Talk to You Louder

"WAITT — Who Am I Talking To?

"WTFA — Wet the Furniture Again

"WTP — Where's the Prunes

"WWNO — Walker Wheels Need Oil

"Hope these help!

"GGLKI — Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!"
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Old 03-27-2011, 01:07 PM   #2
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Those are GREAT Never seen that before!
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Old 03-27-2011, 05:57 PM   #3
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LOL! Even my 14 yo laughed at those!
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:26 PM   #4
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ICSL....

I can't stop laughing!
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Old 03-30-2011, 10:16 AM   #5
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I'm telling my dad about these . . .

I'm turning 50 this year so I really need these!
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Old 03-30-2011, 10:34 PM   #7
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:02 PM   #8
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those are really cute!
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:58 PM   #9
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lol if only my residents could text :P
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