When life throws curve balls at you, having something to laugh at can make it all the more bearable. My Mum had a heart attack yesterday (she is ok atm, she may need bypass though but fingers crossed she doesn't). My sister (K) and I went to visit her yesterday and my sister remarked:
K: Do you remember when I thought I was having a heart attack?
Me: No, what happened?
K: I had been having stabbing pains on and off, in my left side and right under my armpit. I went home and told my husband and he said quick lets go to the Dr. I said no let me have a shower first, I'd been at work all day and didn't want to go in stinky.
Me: Yeh I can understand that, although if I thought I was having a heart attack BO be damned I'd be off to the hospital.
K: Anyway, I went into the bathroom to have a shower and stripped off and what do ya know, the pain was gone. Turned out my underwire had broken and had been digging in!