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Old 11-12-2002, 07:48 PM   #1
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I don't think anyone would actually do these things...But it was too funny not to post!!!!


Fourteen things to do at Walmart while your other half is taking his or
her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of dried dates on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in
house wares', ... and see what happens!

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
where the antidepressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
'Mission Impossible,'

11. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME!
PICK ME!!!!!!'

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

............and last but not least,

14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!'
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Old 11-13-2002, 06:59 AM   #2
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LOL, thanks for the laugh! Those are funny.
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Show someone the Mormon Temple--you can get a great view of it along the Capital Beltway--and tell them it's the White House!
For those that have never seen it, it's a huge white marble castle
with gold spires. Seriously. It's very beautiful and is a local landmark. There was a time in the 80's when someone kept spraypainting "Surrender Dorothy!" on the overpass nearest to it. My brother got a picture of it once.
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