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BellaLucia 12-04-2010 06:21 PM

Just read!
 
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

mom4life 12-04-2010 09:12 PM

Lmbo

vdander24 12-04-2010 09:35 PM

That is HILARIOUS!!! Thanks. I'm bi-lingual. Does that lower the risk?

Lnoelparis 01-05-2011 04:11 PM

Que?

angeluv 01-06-2011 10:00 AM

thats great!

shrinkingmommy 01-09-2011 10:54 PM

funny

katieJames27 05-06-2013 06:37 PM

This made me laugh.

merstopher 01-09-2014 05:38 PM

Lol

vealcalf2000 04-11-2014 05:18 AM

LOL I was scared for a minute thinking this was an article on what I should and shouldn't eat! Ha ha ha! :)

faiora 10-25-2014 11:39 PM

Pfffft Americans don't speak English. :p

DivineDivina 10-26-2014 11:54 AM

This is hilarious! And I agree faiora, most Americans don't speak English! lol.

MrUki 11-09-2014 02:57 PM

I need to learn a second language fast!

girl81 03-15-2015 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaLucia (Post 3594735)
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

1. They move more and eat less processed.
2. They move more and eat less processed.
3. the most recent American studies show that abstinence is the best option.
Plus, They move more and eat less processed.
4. They move more and eat less processed.
5. They move more and eat less processed.

Conclusion: Every successful "diet" book is based on these principles and makes mad money off spinning it into gimmick.

magistra17 04-16-2015 02:22 PM

Love it! Too funny!:D

AshliRose 05-04-2015 11:05 AM

Bellalucia
 
Thanks for initiating a thread that's positive, lighthearted & humorous! Even though I am currently not stressed, I believe attitude is everything! I believe what you focus on grows. So if you focus on for example "not dieting", in some way you are still focusing on the whole "diet" issue. It needs to be more about actions not words. If you focus on having fun, well...it's obvious you will have fun!

So it's a beautiful day. We are all here because we care about ourselves & want to be connected to like-minded people!

I think you are on to something Bellalucia! What a way to have fun throughout the day by "Just Reading" eachothers jokes or humorous situations that happened to us.


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