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Old 11-11-2002, 09:58 PM   #1
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One day, this guy who's been stranded all alone
on a desert island for 10
years, is sitting on the beach when suddenly, a
beautiful woman wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear emerges from the surf.
She approaches the stunned
guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've
had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She unzips a waterproof pocket on her right
sleeve and pulls out a fresh
pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
takes a long drag and says,
"Oh, that's good!"
Then the woman asks, "How long has it been since
you've had a drink?"
Trembling, the man says, "Ten long years!"
The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve, pulls out a
flask
and gives it to him. The man takes a long swig
and says, "Man, that's
sweet!"
The woman then starts slowly unzipping the front
of her wet suit, looks
at
him seductively and asks, "And how long has it
been since you've played
around?"
The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh
sweet mother of God! Don't
tell me you've got golf clubs in there."
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That was very cute!
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