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Old 11-20-2010, 09:24 PM   #1  
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>If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting
>the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
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>Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
>hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
>
>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning
>against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that
>he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
>
>A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said,
>"I make $400 a week. Why?"
>
>The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his
>office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
>"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!
>
>Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around
>the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
>
>From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Ha! Too funny!
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:50 PM   #3  
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Haha! That's great!
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Old 11-24-2010, 08:43 AM   #4  
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funny stuff
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that's great
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lol thats excellent.

"From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Though I would not want to be that guy ^ (the voice)
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THIS IS PRICELESS
>
>If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting
>the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
>
>Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
>hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
>
>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning
>against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that
>he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
>
>A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said,
>"I make $400 a week. Why?"
>
>The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his
>office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
>"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!
>
>Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around
>the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
>
>From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
haha love it!!!
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